Hadriel App

[bring_the_beatdown]

PLAYER
Player name: Sydney
Contact: filledwithstraw
Characters currently in-game: the Alcohol Demon

CHARACTER
Character Name: BLU Scout
Character Age: 19
Canon: Team Fortress 2
Canon Point: Mann vs. Machine timeline, base: Coal Town
History: Wiki!
Personality: Scout is the loud, boisterous youngest member of the BLU team. He's part of their offense, charging face first into gunfire and running all over the field to distract sentries. Because he's the first one on the field he's convinced that he's the most important, most valuable, member of the team which has given him an ego the size of Fenway Park. And he'll loudly mention this to anyone who will listen. In fact he pretty much never shuts up, and 90% of the time his topic of conversation is himself. A lot of his brashness is due to having very little actual self confidence, growing up as the youngest of 8 boys he got picked on all the time and told he was worthless so his defense is to loudly proclaim how great he is. Most of the time he even believes it.

However; some of his arrogance is actually deserved: he truly is incredibly fast, he can double jump, he's really good at beating people to death with a bat, he's also an above average baseball player. But his cockiness gets him into trouble by making people want to punch his shiny teeth in to get him to shut up. But underneath it all he's covering for some serious vulnerabilities. He's a momma's boy, doing everything for approval from his Ma, and threatening to kill anyone who talks about her or looks at her, even when she embarrasses him by bringing him lunches at the base and offering to do his laundry as if he still lived at home.

Although he's nineteen and technically an adult, everyone treats him like a kid. And his immaturity sure isn't helping things. He's loud, excitable, obsessed with baseball, girls and comic books. He's also the son of the enemy team's Spy, not that he will ever admit it outloud (but everyone knows). He wants to pretend his Ma is made of pure virgin snow and would never be caught up with a RED Spy. In fact all 8 of her children were birthed via immaculate conception, he's sure of it.

Even though he's an arrogant bastard, Scout means well. He tries hard to be liked, and he's a decent human being under that brash exterior. He has a few redeeming qualities, they're just hard to see when he acts like a 13 year old Call of Duty player on Xbox Live.

Inventory:
Track Jacket
Scattergun (Sawed off double barrell shotgun)
Wooden Sandman baseball bat
Pistol
Courier bag with baseballs, wrap tape for his hands and a few cans of BONK cola
Abilities: Scout is a super-fast runner, and can achieve above human speeds after drinking BONK. Additionally it makes him invulnerable for a short period of time due to delicious radioactive isotopes. He can also defy physics by actually being able to double jump. Like all members of his team he has a heart implant that allows him to be healed and supercharged by his team's Medic.
Flaws: Scout is egotistical, arrogant and wants to be the center of attention. While this generally stems from being insecure, he also does believe he's the best at just about everything. He catcalls women and is generally sleezy and inappropriate to them causing him to get smacked all the time. He's from 1968 so he has some backwards views about gender and society.

SAMPLES
Action Log Sample:
[So Scout doesn't know where he is, but that's cool. One place is as good as another right? It's not like he's scared or nuthin. Nope. Not even a little. He jogs down what he assumes is a street. There's buildings on either side, but it sure doesn't look like any city he's familiar with. Maybe he's in a foreign country or something, like Brazil. Oh man, he needs to go find the beach and show off for some exotic Brazilian ladies. He's a sexy beast, but even he could use a tan. Yeah that's not a bad idea and OHGODWHATISTHAT.]

Jesus Christ! What the fuck!

[Scout backs up and gets into a defensive pose flailing his arms like he's some sort of karate chopping master playing Fruit Ninja. It's very intimidating.]

Ha. Just a shadow. I uh.. I knew that. Just testing you.

[He relaxes his posture, trying to look as nonchalant as possible, even blowing a bubble in the gum he's chewing. He points at the shadow as if it can see him.]

Aight shadow. Think you're so tough. How about this?

[He saunters forward then flexs his arms. Nothing in his physique changes whatsoever.]

Yeah you like that? You like that? What about this one?

[And now Scout is having a bodybuilding pose off with a shadow. Kissing his bicep and chuckling. He sure showed that shadow. That'll teach it to be all uh.. shadowy.]

Yeah, so just remember that for next time. Cuz I won't go easy on you, pally. It'll just be wham! Bam! Cuz I'm a freakin' force of nature. You won't even see it coming.